From my desk!

Just a short rant while I should really be working!

Why are people sooooo stooopid? Example;
Me ; Hello, Pro-Dent Dental Surgery
Them ; Hello? Is that the dentis(sic),the one in Shirley?
Me ; Yes it is.
Them ; Do you do HNS?
Me ; NHS? yes we do.
Them ; I gets benefits.
Me ; Do you need to see the dentist.
Them ; I don't pay nuffin.
Me ; Do you want to see the dentist? Are you registered with us?
Them ; I need an appointment.
Me ; Ok, what's your name?
Them ; I'm register with you.
Me ; That's fine, what is your name?
Them ; Joe.
Me ; Joe what?
Them ; Joe Bloggs, I've been there before (along with 16000 others)
Me ; Ok

This carries on until they have an appointment that doesn't interfere with their dig walking/signing on/ hairdressers etc...

It culmanates with me saying cheerio! then hanging up the phone and banging my head on the desk!