I don't like...

My neighbours very annoying cats who are insisting that my lovingly gardened garden is the new place to poo. For the last week I have been out there cleaning up cat cr*p before my kids can go and play in the garden. Not only is it horrid, but it smells vile and seems to be drawing in the flies. Yum.

Now, don't get me wrong, I love cats. We had cats the entire time I was growing up. Ollie used to sleep on my bed and eat my toast and marmite, he was a lovely cat. BUT he was a lovely litter trained cat too.

I don't let my dog wonder the neighbourhood making a mess where she likes, OH NO! Maybe I ought to film the cats doing their business and then invite the relevant neighbours round to clean up after them.

Right - rant over - I am off to B&Q to find something to cure it!