Once upon a time...

There was a girl who had a lovely little cottagey house that was painted blue. She lived there with a lovely hard working husband, and a hoard of mini peeps.

Then a lady and her husband moved in, then he moved out and she started playing Radiohead - Creep on repeat for weeks. At 2 in the morning, and super loud on school nights. And when she got asked to turn it down she hurled a smidge of abuse at me 0ver the fence.

Then the next morning she came round and apologised and promised it wouldn't happen again... Oh, yeah - not until she was drunk again.

I used to love Radiohead. When I was 17. Now if I ever hear it again it'll be too soon.

What's that I hear???

Ace!